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Jizz June | Recipes, Jewelry & The Ultimate Guide to Cum

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Welcome back to Jizz June on the Bad Advice Only podcast! Get ready, Rat Pack, because this episode is going to blow your mind with things you didn't know you could do with human cum. We're diving headfirst into the wild, weird, and utterly fascinating world of jizz recipes, products, and, yes, even cum jewelry!

First, join us as Tara gives her expert ranking on how truly New York an encounter with a pigeon is – because why not? Then, prepare to have your culinary horizons expanded as we explore bizarre recipes for jizz, including the infamous 'Macho Mojito' with a super-secret ingredient. We're even reviewing a real cum cookbook (you heard that right!).

Ever wondered, 'What's a cum slut?' or 'Am I a cum slut?' We're getting to the bottom of it all, so get ready for some hilariously honest self-reflection. Plus, we'll talk about a brilliant woman with a jewelry-making hobby who found a unique hole in the market, creating one-of-a-kind pieces from jizz. We'll also brainstorm some wild new jizz products that the world absolutely needs.

This episode is packed with unfiltered sex talk, NSFW discussions, and the most outrageous advice you'll ever get. If you're into sexual exploration, unconventional recipes, or just looking for a podcast that dares to go where no one else will, tune in! Your Jizz June just got a whole lot more interesting.


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SPEAKER_01:

We have some exciting news, listeners. We do have an email, which you can reach us at in the show notes. It is badadviceonlynyc at gmail.com. And we would love to hear from you. If you have any questions you want us to answer during June, please write us ASAP. We're your hosts, Tara, Nora, and Allie, and you're listening to Bad Advice Only.

SPEAKER_00:

We're just three New York City rats talking about scurrying around the Big Apple. Here, we make the New York City mistakes so you don't have to. We're begging you. Leave us a review and follow us on Instagram and TikTok at BadAdviceOnlyNYC. We release new episodes every Monday, so stay tuned, rats. Hey, lady rats. Hi. Oh, thank God. I thought I was going to be on my own there. I forgot, to be honest. I saw Nora's little teeth coming out and was like, oh, no. Teeth forward. You've got to bare your teeth for the sound to be right. Great episode last week before we dive in. I was thinking about it while I was listening to our episode about how to ride. Guys, I was thinking, there are men listening and they're like, why am I listening to these dog faces? Give up. Sex tips. About how to make themselves come with no regard for the man. Yeah. I was cackling so hard listening to it. It was for pleasure only. We don't care what that thing is. We're just on it. Red for the O. So for this week on the month of Jizz June. Jizz June. Jizz June. Woo! We're going to be talking about things that you didn't know you could use jizz for. Oh. Yeah. You can make things? Oh, yeah. Oh, shit. And you know me, Allie. You know I went into the dark web and looked. That's not what the dark web is, but okay. Oh, God. What's the dark web? It's like for child pornography. And how to make things out of jizz. Okay, there was no child pornography in my research. Allie! Oh, no. We're cutting back. That's not staying.

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I'm

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keeping it. So anyways, before we dive into what use is cum is for, I wanted to tell y'all a little bit about a very New York moment that I had walking to the studio this morning. And I want y'all to rate it one to five, five being the most New York moment. Five being Cardi B

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fake nails coming off the subway, getting a bodega sandwich. Y'all are going to be so disappointed now that Nora's made that.

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It's a rating? It's a one.

SPEAKER_01:

That's a five. What I described is a five.

SPEAKER_00:

I was walking, and a pigeon flew through my leg and tripped me. A live pigeon. Wait, if it flew through your leg, how did it trip you? I know y'all don't know soccer, but when a soccer ball goes between a player's legs, like a defender's legs, it was gliding, flew in between my leg, and I obviously freaked out and tripped over it. Did it touch you? You kicked it. And it just kept on flying. And I look around and no one. Were you straddling? What was the leg distance? This bird either has such precise landing optimization to be able to go through like a vertical normal walk, you know? Or were you just straddle walking? Tara's fucking bowling. This is how we find out her thigh gap is more than fucking two inches. Yeah, girls. I just have a really big thigh gap. No. The thigh gap's so big

SPEAKER_01:

a bird can fly through it. A big-ass

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pigeon. Hot girl summer. All right,

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rate

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it,

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y'all. I'm going to give it a three. I slipped in a dead pigeon once, and I think that's a four, New York.

SPEAKER_00:

I was wondering where your dead pigeon would land. It's a four. Allie, what do you think about my live pigeon encounter? I think it's really disgusting. I will also give it a three. I feel like pigeons are pretty borderline. Pretty New York. Like, they're New York. It's not a rat. A rat is peak New York. But I hear it all the time. Oh, a rat ran across my feet. Okay. It's still pretty New York. It didn't end up in your suit. If you were like, what's the rating of spectacularness that this bird ran through your legs and tripped you, I'd say it's a five. Agreed. I think

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physically

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it's a

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five.

SPEAKER_00:

That's

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crazy.

SPEAKER_00:

Yeah, the talent was impressive. The talent of the bird. I mean, this just shows we should keep pigeons around. Like, they're pretty versatile.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

I forgot what I was going to say, but we need to move on was my point. I was just laughing. All right. So no more pigeon talk here. All right. So there's going to be no segue possible. Guys, you have to try. All right. Can pigeons jizz? Oh, I just remembered.

SPEAKER_01:

Sorry. My thought was I really like this segment, and we should make a new How New York Is It segment.

SPEAKER_00:

Oh, that's fun. Okay, yeah. We got to do more things. We got to get out of the apartment. We got to get out more, ladies. We got to get out of the apartment. the studio and the apartment. It's going to be hard. Off to June, episode two. What do we got cooking? We all... We're cooking. We're cooking. What do we got? Jizz. Allie Ratt, that is such a good segue. We are cooking with jizz today. So I know we're talking jizz all June. J-J-Jizz June. J-J-Jizz June. But I really wanted to take it in a different direction. Yeah. You know, quirky like that. She's so proud of it. She's so New York.

UNKNOWN:

She's so New York.

SPEAKER_00:

So Ratt ladies, we've all heard it from men. You should swallow. Cum is good for you. Okay. Protein. It does whiten your teeth.

SPEAKER_01:

No, it doesn't. Right. There's so many rumors.

SPEAKER_00:

There's so many urban legends about what cum does for your... I haven't even gargled with cum. Not on purpose. Okay, we'll get into that. We'll be able to fit that into the outline somewhere in here. But first, let's talk a little bit about a man named Paul Pfotenhauer. He is the leader of semen... The company. What's the leader of semen, Tara? Is this just what I'm calling him? Is this like a church? A leader of semen. He has two different books out. A cookbook for semen and then a cocktail.

UNKNOWN:

Get it?

SPEAKER_00:

It's called like sementology or something like mixtology. Oh, my God. It's very dysclectic. And then also a cosmetic section as well. Oh, This is a man, a straight man or a gay man. It's important. I couldn't tell.

SPEAKER_01:

It's a

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little gay. I watched a video this morning of him making what was called the macho mojito. Yeah, he's definitely gay. Happy Pride Month, refs. Happy Pride. Let's go, Phillip. What did you say? Let's go, Phillip. Isn't his name Phillip? Nope. Roger Fotenhauer. Let's go, Fody. Paul. Sorry, Paul. I knew these rat ladies weren't listening. They only heard cookbook and lost their damn minds. Get back in the kitchen, ladies. I have so many questions on smell and consistency, but go on. I'm so glad you brought that up. Where does he get the cum? So he mostly uses his. This morning I watched the video and it made me laugh so hard. I wondered if you heard me giggling in my room this morning. Yeah, there's a YouTube video of him making it. I have to sneeze. Can you not on the mic? Sorry. He's making cum. Did it show him making the cum? You mean jerking off? No. So in the video, I'm just giggling. It's 5.30 a.m., listener. And there's the mojito glass, the mint, the rum or whatever goes in. I don't drink mojitos. So the liquor and then this really small dish with like a cloudy substance. I'm just like... Was it

SPEAKER_01:

thick or thin?

SPEAKER_00:

Well, he had to thicken it up. With what? Like flour? Powdered sugar. And then, y'all, y'all, he said whisk. No, he used a frother. He frothed his cum. He frothed his cum. This man's fucked up.

SPEAKER_01:

What were the comments? Did you read the comments? Because you know I'd go straight.

SPEAKER_00:

I love YouTube comments. I'll send it to you to read the

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comments. I'll look through.

SPEAKER_00:

Here's the thing. Everyone... Okay, so when I went to look up his cookbook and stuff, it's obviously on... Amazon if you're interested. What's it called? What's it called? It's on Amazon. Oh, sorry. Let me tell you. The listeners might want to buy it. This whole time I was envisioning in this video this man just jerking off with a direct cum shot into a frying pan. I don't understand why y'all are so vulgar. We're not the one buying a cum dumpster cookbook. People watching a man make a cum-hito at 5 a.m. A macho cum-hito. Super manly. So for the listener, if you're interested, it's called Natural Harvest, a collection of semen-based recipes. It's not as enticing as I would like it to be. I'm buying that for our coffee table. Wait, is it? Okay. I have a lot of follow-up questions. Let me know if you're going to get there. One, is it safe to Eat your own jizz. Second of all... Does it have an expiry date? Like surely, like if you... Ooh, good question. Like how long does cum stay for? You could freeze it like bananas. So Nora will like this. There's actually... Well, obviously you can freeze it. People do it for... I've got a vacuum sealer, y'all. Okay, that's where I was going.

SPEAKER_01:

I've got a vacuum sealer and a label maker, ladies.

SPEAKER_00:

But the smell, the smell must get more potent over time, no? No, I think it's... A vacuum sealed cum bag? Well, there's not going to be bad smell. Would you

SPEAKER_01:

add additional... Or is it just one load?

SPEAKER_00:

I cannot wrangle you wraps right now. Can you season it? I really didn't. Does it smell like parsley if you throw parsley and come together in a bag? Oh, my God. It's like butter, like when you infuse butter. Now, let's add this to the food network and put it in a chopped basket. Wrangle it back. Get back. You've got us so excited. Okay. Okay. But Nora does have a really good point. I feel like semen would be best made into butter. Yeah. Sprinkled. Add it on toast. Yeah. What is it used for in the mojito? Yeah, what ingredient is it? It's not a thick mojito. Why are you thinking it? He just poured it over the actual mojito. He made a mojito and then poured his sugary. Does he drink it? Yeah. He kept tasting the jizz. Now that's a new kink. That's a new kink I've never heard of. I just got goosebumps. I can see them from here. Oh my God. Okay, so for the listener, back to the description. So the jizz was in a little dish and And he poured like a tiny, not even a teaspoon, I don't know what, I don't know measuring. So much juice gone to waste. He poured a little bit of powdered sugar in and whisked it or frothed it, which I liked even more. And so it got really frothy. And then he put his finger in, licked it, and he was like, oh, I could use a little bit more powdered sugar. It's not something I want to try. Is it for the health benefits? Like is that what he's doing it for? He thinks there's health benefits. Remember, listener, this is bad advice only. So take it how you want. Take it how you want it. Yeah. If you want to try it. If you want to make a jazmito. Try it. A jazmito with a sharknado. You two are broken right now. This is almost as bad as chain restaurants. I'm really fucked up right

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now. Chain restaurants. Listener, go back and listen to chain restaurants. Yeah. If you want to have

SPEAKER_00:

another chaos. Just another uncontrolled, chaotic. conversation.

SPEAKER_01:

If you want to set Allie and Nora off, talk about semen butter chain restaurants.

SPEAKER_00:

Jesus Christ. Chick-fil-A, not a

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sponsor.

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Would

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never be a sponsor. Back to Allie's question of like, is it safe to eat your own semen? I think so, as I eat

SPEAKER_00:

tons of semen. But we eat other people's semen. We don't eat our own. Oh, you don't think you should eat your own semen? I think that's the most healthy or safest thing. It's already been through the whole ringer. I'm just asking. It's like women trying their breast milk. Allie, do you eat semen yeah but I eat someone else's semen I'm not eating my semen yeah every time I don't spit sometimes it goes sometimes it'll go on my face I don't spit we're gonna put a pin in that because we're still on cooking sorry damn it were you just curious or were you trying to slight me for something To answer your other question, Allie. Fuck. To answer your other question about the smell, really glad you asked about that, too. So one woman read about Paul Fotenhauer. Was it you? Yes. One woman. I did some cooking last night, ladies. She had to question this and had to know. In one of his chapters in his cookbook, there's a ham and cheese crepe. Fuck. That's so gross.

UNKNOWN:

That is so gross.

SPEAKER_01:

This is the stupidest cookbook. It's just like a

SPEAKER_00:

cookbook. No mayonnaise. No problem. Yeah, that's the thing. It's not even replacing something. It's not like a meatless, you know, chili. It's just cook a quesadilla and then dunk it in some jizz. Dip it in jizz. Jizz or cream. Anywho, so the woman did try cooking with it. And she said the moment the jizz hit... The skillet for the crepe, she said the smell was heinous. She was like heated up.

SPEAKER_01:

I have the goosebumps so hard I'm like shaking.

SPEAKER_00:

This is a judge-free zone, but we can still have that. I'm not judging him.

SPEAKER_01:

I'm not judging him. It's just giving me goosies.

SPEAKER_00:

Your arm muscles look incredible. Thank you so much. What? Her arm muscles. Solid core. Wow. Don't say it. We haven't gotten any money from them. Okay, so she said the minute the jizz hit the pan and it started to heat up, she said the smell was atrocious. Does she recommend putting it on a lower heat? I was going to ask that too. That's kind of rude to just like blow up your husband's spot like that. Not all jizz is smelly jizz. So like maybe it was just a bad batch. Honestly. I do think it's from heating it up. I'm sure it smells just completely normal. Well, as normal as Jess can smell. So good advice, lower heat. Keep that shit on ice. We're getting

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to real advice on cooking jizz now. You want low heat when you cook your jizz.

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So her journey with cooking with jizz doesn't end there. Although she said she got used to the taste of the jizz crepe, she wouldn't recommend it again. She wouldn't eat it again. But the next day she wanted to continue trying things. So she made the mojito, the macho mojito. Is this

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like

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a review of the book? Basically. She was just curious. Food critic. You know, I'm really glad she took it seriously because everyone else's reviews were like, best gag gift ever. That's rude. This is his craft. It is a gag gift because it's disgusting. I'm buying this bitch. One review said that he would have spent$12 on it but not$22 on it because of the size and the small size and its flimsiness. Is that a penis reference? What's he trying to get at here? It was weak. Anyway, so yeah, she made the mojito she said that she thinks she must have done it wrong because his in the video in Paul Fotenhauer's video the jizz kind of stayed on top of the mojito of the mojito it's like a floater so he didn't drink it yet it's like a floater and hers sunk to the bottom okay that just sounds like a consistency of jizz situation I don't think she frothed it properly that's where I'm going not everyone owns a frother for their jizz

SPEAKER_01:

do you think they use that frother for both their milk and their jizz Yeah.

SPEAKER_00:

Prowlers are hard to clean. Listener, maybe we can tag this video, the YouTube video somewhere because it is really funny listening while he's like frothing it. After words, he just like knocks it on something to like hit it off. So you just hear him banging the dish. I'm imagining like an egg white. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01:

Guys, I must say, I love cum more than the average person, and I am horrified right now. Goosebumps feel like I'm going to throw

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up. What happens to it? Now, you watched the video. What happens to the cum when it fries? Does it fry like an egg? Oh, certainly there wasn't a video for the frying of cum. Oh, should we try this? Would Piece of Shit be down? Piece of Shit, we need a donation. I don't want to try it for the record or smell it. All right, all right, all right, Rat

SPEAKER_01:

Pack. We're cumming. Coming to you live, Rat Pack. We need one donation. We could get a donation. Of semen. We don't care who's. Mail it in.

UNKNOWN:

Mail it in.

SPEAKER_00:

Guys, I'm nervous laughing right now. Someone's going to do it. I don't want Expire to come. I don't want somebody to mail it in and then the USPS takes. No, you better. Business days. You better expedite it. Expedite that. Nora can't even talk. She's so ill. Okay, so to save Nora and put her in a more comfortable place, we're going to pivot to another. Another use of jizz. I found also, I knew about this, so I did a deeper dive on it, but I knew people made jewelry out of jizz. Have y'all heard of this? I have not. No? Jizzlery.

SPEAKER_01:

No, I haven't heard of those things. This is

SPEAKER_00:

Allie's month. I've heard of, I'm sorry, Gaze, but Allie is taking your month. Allie's taking so much fun coming up with

SPEAKER_01:

jizz. This is

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not pride month. This is jizz June. It's jizz June, baby. Allie has never had more fun coming up with jizz. his words in her life. Like, I'm so sorry to the queer community. I'm not. Well, we're talking about a gay cookbook right now. We don't know if it's

SPEAKER_01:

gay. Also, now that I know he's eating his own cum, I don't know if he's gay. Like, he's just... I

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know a lot of straight men won't touch their cum, which

SPEAKER_01:

I think

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is really, really bitchy. I hate when a guy...

SPEAKER_01:

jizzes all over your face and then won't kiss you i'm like

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hello

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that's kind of the point

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all right perfect segue my cum slut sister pearl necklaces yes yeah okay so there's a couple different there are real pearl necklaces yeah and so there's a few different jewel what are they called jewel wrists Jizzlers? Like people who make jewelry. No idea. Jewelers. Jewelers would be the correct word. God, we're fucking dumb.

SPEAKER_01:

No every word for jizz, zero words for

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jewelry makers. We can come up with 1,800 words for coming, but not jeweler. Anywho, so there's two women in particular that I really liked. They have a beautiful Instagram. Shout them out. You know, I'm going to leave them alone. They seem really sweet. The first woman This is fucked, y'all. Okay, buckle up. She started doing jewelry, making jewelry. She started making jewelry when she became a stay-at-home mom and just wanted a hobby and stress relief. And one of her friends who lost her son asked her if she could make jewelry out of his ashes. Oh, I

SPEAKER_01:

thought you were going to say jizz. I thought you were going to say jizz. I did, too. I thought you were going to say jizz. When

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I was reading it, y'all. I think the ashes is just as bad. Like, to each their own. You've got to cope how you want to cope. Exactly. That also is a little... Why do you have hands on your son's jizz? Why do you have... to be fair the jizz is in the ashes the jizz is in the ashes no it's trash it's ash

SPEAKER_01:

okay so she made the ash the ash jewelry next thing you know

SPEAKER_00:

next thing you know someone wrote in and was like would you make it out of my jizz and she said she was a little offended at first but then I wouldn't be offended but then it planted a seed did she upcharge you know I didn't go into the prices we've tried talking about prices before on our episodes and it never goes well

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question in the jewelry is the jizz still liquid like encased or is it solidified

SPEAKER_00:

like a locket with just jizz in it no

SPEAKER_01:

like I'm thinking like a large pearl that like you could

SPEAKER_00:

shake like a snow globe oh yeah wow I'm sure you could a jizz snow globe is that on your list of shit that you could make a jizz globe hole in the market

SPEAKER_01:

jizz snow globe

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woo okay it's coming to our merch store soon it's a little dick in the middle it's coming to our merch it swirls the dick or tits Guys, there are so many. It's ours. Don't come at us. Do not steal that, listener. That's ours. I'm already Googling how to trademark it. I've already made it. I've already had jizz on us. We already have a prototype. I used Nora's vacuum sealer. Saved some a piece of shit of jizz already. It's got a smell function. To answer your question about the, what is it, the state it's in, it's solid. So she has to use chemicals to make it solid. She's using it as almost like she... incorporates it to make it an epoxy type jewelry. I don't know what that word is. I just made that up. I think it's actually for wood making. She's a scientist, though. She's a semen scientist. Stay at home mom. Semen scientist. That's incredible. What a job. What a fun job. So,

SPEAKER_01:

question. It seems to be men keep trying to get their own jizz made into stuff for themselves. That's not what I thought people would want. Making women do it. Right.

SPEAKER_00:

Here's the thing. I thought

SPEAKER_01:

that they would want to give it to their girlfriends.

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They are a Okay. You guys are so stupid. You think men are wearing jewelry? First of all. It's 2025. Look at Gen Z. I don't know who. They're just decked out in jizzy jewels. I just want guys, a girl, a girl's a guy. It's all, they all don't look at me. You sound like a boomer. Anywho. She's a boomer. I was wondering what kind of clientele would like this type of stuff. And this is where it goes really nicely for our cum slut, Nora. Cum sluts. Cum slut. She just singled you out. I seem to be just fine. Well, I'm a proud cum slut. I don't know about you. Nora is a self-proclaimed cum slut. I don't know if you are, Allie. What's the definition? It's like you really love cum. Like you want it all over you and like in your mouth.

UNKNOWN:

Nope.

SPEAKER_01:

I didn't know either if she was a cum

SPEAKER_00:

slut. Yeah, we had this debate at like 6 a.m. this morning.

SPEAKER_01:

Literally 6 a.m. this morning. We were like, does Allie swallow?

SPEAKER_00:

I do swallow. Anywho. But not a cum slut.

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You don't want to be baked in it. Let me give you a cum slut scenario to like help you know whether you're a cum slut or not. And listener, follow along. If you would like the idea of being cummed on like in your face and body and then being fucked post with like the cum all over you, you might be a cum slut. Which I love that idea.

SPEAKER_00:

I'm so excited. That is so subby that I'm like, if the guy wants that, I'll do it. But, like, do I want that? Not my favorite. Not really. The one dom in here wants to just barf. Jizz on us.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, you don't like that?

SPEAKER_00:

No, I hate that. I absolutely hate that. Like, you're not going to make me messy unless I tell you to make me messy. I love being messy. No. With cum. Anyways. I'm not going to start. Shower cancel.

SPEAKER_01:

What was your point? The cum sluts want this.

SPEAKER_00:

So there's a really big clientele in the BDSM world. I read one comment that was like, they can be in your DMs, but my jizz is on your hand. And it was like a ring with his semen in it. So pretty cute. It was a cute... Some of the drawings were really cute. As a cum slut, I don't particularly find it hot

SPEAKER_01:

to wear... the calm,

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I want it fresh. It seems more like a territorial thing. Like you have issues, like you're like, oh, Like, it's a territorial, oh, he's in your DMs, but I'm wearing his contacts. Yeah, it's, like, dom and subby. So, like, one of the jewelers said that her number one request is collars. So that makes a lot of sense, right? That makes sense. Dommy, like, ownership. And we all know Nora loves a collar. I do love a collar. I have two. Do you have a shock collar? No, just regular old collars. Nora's next level. She's just wearing girlfriend's, tiny girlfriend's shock collar. This married girlfriend doesn't have a shock collar. Yeah, what? We don't have a shock collar. for a 10-pound dog. Doesn't she have a bark collar? It sprays her with water. This whole time I thought it shocked her little body.

SPEAKER_02:

She

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hates it. Anywho, what would y'all get made if you wanted to get some jizz jewelry? An anklet. That's

SPEAKER_01:

cute.

SPEAKER_00:

Inklets are cute. Do you want to get a slutty toe ring or anything? I used to have a toe ring, but it depends on who's making it because, you know, if it turns your toe green. I'm sure that this woman has good quality cum materials.

SPEAKER_01:

How does she get the cum to make the jewelry?

SPEAKER_00:

So they have to vacuum seal it and they mail it on ice. Guys, vacuum seal it. On ice. It needs to be cold. What happens if it's hot? Because it comes

SPEAKER_01:

out hot. They got to put it on ice and vacuum seal. If my vacuum sealer company isn't the first sponsor of this goddamn podcast, I'll be pissed.

SPEAKER_00:

That's all we have to hear about Nora now is her vacuum sealer. I bought the vacuum sealer. Do you have it? Oh, no, you bought it for me. I'm certain Nora reimbursed you. No, she did. But I was like, can you take care of those? And then I'll do anything for you. Lastly, before we wrap, there was one other use people, not use, but another request for this jewelry that it's real hedged. scratcher for me and i'm really terrified to share it because the world is already really really misinformed on sex ed so buckle up again they for the listener they both just mimed buckling up

SPEAKER_01:

we

SPEAKER_00:

need video for our listeners um so anyways uh Wives have requested jewelry of their partner's jizz before they get a vasectomy.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, I kind of get that. Explain to me. Oh, wait, but you still jizz? You still jizz, so you

SPEAKER_00:

don't

SPEAKER_01:

get it. But

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they want the baby jizz. They want the sperm inside the jizz. For safekeeping. Okay, so here's where I'm worried about the misinformation. Like, men still cum. Yeah, they still cum. The exact same. The same person. Amount. Post vasectomy. Post vasectomy. There's just no babies in there. There's just no babies. I'm terrified of our population that thinks that you can't jizz post vasectomy. Also,

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if vasectomy took away your jizzing ability, no thank you. Why keep

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it? What? Oh, you mean the baby jizz? The baby jizz. I don't know. I think it's so weird. Are they drinking it? Are they taking a shot? No, it's jewelry. It's being made into jewelry. Keep up. It's not a shot that you're ordering. I'm sorry, but there are a lot of things at me and I can't eat. Listener, Allie has a plate of her breakfast in front of her and she has completely stopped touching it. My lazy eye can't even focus. I'm just thinking about too many things. Guys, guys, I've got an idea.

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Again, trademark.

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Let's start a bar.

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And the bar will just be jizz shot. It'll be called jizz shots? It's going to be called jizz shots.

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Yeah. Right on the money. We'll tell them it's coconut water. No, we'll tell them it's jizz. We're going to lose our license. What's wrong with it? We're going to lose our jizz license. Do you know how many men would donate their jizz? People would definitely do that. And this is why they pay for egg donors and get jizz. Jizz costs like two bucks. We should go to the box and start there. Like something underground. Oh, yeah. Oh, you want an underground start? I don't

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feel like explaining what the box is.

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What I'd love to hear from our lovely Rat Pack is... How y'all would cook with semen or make a cocktail. I want to hear your thoughts. Or if you'd make anything else. Yeah, have y'all ever made anything? Like a snow globe. Perfect example. Nor a snow globe. I didn't really make the jizz globe. I didn't really make the jizz globe. Wait, it already existed? No. No one's made the jizz globe to my knowledge. We have in our minds. That's how prototyping works, okay? But not only that. Tell us what kind of jewelry you want and ask your questions. What do you want to hear from us for J-J-J's June? J-J-J's June. Don't forget to download and rate wherever you get your podcasts, five stars only. Thanks, Bratz. See you next time. As always, thanks for listening. If you're interested in even more bad advice, scurry on over to Instagram and TikTok at BadAdviceOnlyNYC. We're begging you, download and rate the show and leave us a review. Talk to you next Monday. Stay tuned, Bratz.